Kathy Griffin, aka the Unfunniest Person On Earth Not Named Pauly Shore, falls down while attempting to get off a bus in a London parking lot. Right, that was an accident. She didn't see the camera there and figure a pratfall would get her some play on TMZ. Sure. And why the hell am I participating in this silly scheme of hers again? Oh right, because it gives me another chance to point out what a festering boil Kathy Griffin is. Fifteen Perez Hiltons do not equal one Kathy Griffin for making my gorge rise and my bowels tighten. The only sad thing about the falling story is that the bus didn't then tip over on top of the bitch.
