Orange-tinted pop-slut Christina Aguilera takes her dowdy mom out to eat at the Ivy in L.A. Christ Aguilera - couldn't you fix your mom up with some duds at least? She looks like Roseanne Barr when she was still a mouthy waitress with only one personality. It was Mother's Day - yeah, take her out to eat, buy her flowers, but swing by Rodeo with her too, why don't you? And while you're at it, do you think you could do something about your face? That skin-tone looks about as natural as Christopher's did last night when he was laid out for his wake. Oh, did I just spoil The Sopranos for people who haven't watched it yet? Sorry.
