Paris Hilton prevailed upon Arnold Schwarzenegger to get her out of serving jail-time, but since Arnold rebuffed her, she's had to appeal to a higher authority still - the Almighty Himself. Yes, Paris has discovered the Lord - or, at least, she's discovered throwing on a white dress (before Memorial Day?) and going to church. And Paris's friends say she's actually been praying. This sudden, rather predictable religious turn has not changed Paris entirely, however. She still hasn't developed any good Christian humility, as her jewelry attests:
Unless the "P" stands for "pious."
