
Believe it or not, there's other stuff going on besides Britney's comeback. For example, Lindsay Lohan went out shopping and tried on this outfit. Yes, I know it looks like a publicity image from a movie - maybe that's because Lohan's entire life essentially is a movie, and she is always acting (badly).
Cut to:

Lindsay out last night at Parc. According to X17, Lindsay followed up her Parc visit with a trip to Winston's where her rumored lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson was hanging out. Allegedly, Lindsay left Winston's with three guys - and not Samantha, who was seen dejectedly smoking. Aw, poor Samantha - looks like Lindsay has a thing for dick after all. And likes them three at a time. Guess she's making up for all the nights she wasted eating pussy. Knew she'd come around eventually.
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