Keira Knightley seems to be suffering from some kind of identity crisis. I mean, every time this girl opens her mouth, she starts talking about some other person she wishes she was. The other day it was fat, disgusting blob-rocker Beth Ditto; and now it's decidedly unfat, though still sometimes disgusting, actress Sienna Miller.
How appropriate that Keira, who can't keep her fat yap shut, would wish to be Sienna, another broad known for having a mouth that operates at speeds her brain can't keep up with. And the two of them are making a movie together too, that Dylan Thomas thing The Best Time Of Our Lives. And Lindsay Lohan was originally going to be in that - speaking of people who need to speak less and think more.
Anyway, here's what Keira said about her Sienna fixation:
I wish I was Sienna Miller. I watch that girl and she's just fabulous. ... She talks to everyone and laughs and smiles and looks as if she is genuinely enjoying herself. ... When I talk to her, I hope a bit of her party personality will rub off on me, but it never does. She could give master classes in being the most amazing party guest.
So let's sum up. According to Keira Knightley, Keira Knightley is too skinny and has a butt-ugly face, is miserable being famous, and has the personality of a potted plant. Does anyone wish to stand and dispute this characterization? No? Moving on then...
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