Ryan Gosling frolics in the surf with another guy. A lesser man might jump to conclusions at this point, but not Crabbie - he knows that Ryan Gosling is a hetero through and through. Unless, after a few years with that parasitic freak Rachel McAdams hanging off him, Ryan decided he wanted to see how the other half lives. Welcome to the good side Ryan! Oh, I guess I just jumped...
Speaking of homos - hey, it's Matthew McConaughey and his munchkin arms. And he's hanging out with another guy too. These fellows are so athletic and outdoorsy. Although Matthew looks like he's more serious about it. Gosling possesses a complexion normally not seen outside of Transylvanian castles. Get some more sun Ryan! And Matthew - just keep doing what you're doing, hon. Love those pecs.
