Beyonce performs in Frankfurt, Germany. I ask you - is there anything in this world funnier than a nincompoop who has become utterly convinced that they're the shit?
Oh Beyonce - your moves. They haunt my soul with their retardedness. Actually, aren't you just adjusting your wig there? Kind of goes sideways on you sometimes, doesn't it? Better epoxy that thing down, otherwise Crabbie will be posting a picture of your bald ass running off the stage crying.
"I am Beyonce, the most magical performer of all-time. Worship my fabulousness. And my ass. Don't forget the ass. Which Jennifer Hudson can kiss for all I care."
