Pop-star Robbie Williams, perhaps looking for some nice quiet-time in a mental home, is claiming on his blog that he possesses psychic abilities, and that he's used them to communicate with his dead hero Frank Sinatra. Writes Williams about this and other weird manifestations:
I like to play my "Swing While You're Winning " album when I'm at home and Frank approves. He was there when I made it. ... I think I do have powers. I've seen things. My sister's dog jumping at her feet when it had passed away years before. Green lights coming in at my window, too.
Sorry Robbie, but that dog wasn't your sister's dead one - it was another dog that looked just like it, and you were high and thought it was the dead one. That sort of stuff happens. And as for the green lights - we all know what you really mean when you say that, Robbie. Just replace "green lights" with "three hairy guys in assless leather pants." You lucky fuck.
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