A model named Sara Kova has told Rush & Molloy that Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Calum Best dry-humped and kissed her outside a bathroom at the opening of the the Cove at Atlantis in the Bahamas. This is only news because, according to Kova, the incident happened just last Friday, with Lohan literally in the next room. Says Kova:
I was walking to the ladies' room when I passed him walking from the men's room. He gave me a smile. Then he put his hands on my hips and turned me toward the wall, like he was a cop who was about to frisk me. He held my hands so my booty would be pressed against his … well, his crotch.
I turned to move away. Then he grabbed by jaw and planted a kiss. I giggled. Okay, I might have been a little intoxicated. But I was also shocked. I didn't know this guy's name. The whole time, no words were spoken. Finally, I walked away. After I came out of the bathroom, I went back to the main room, and saw this same guy kissing Lindsay Lohan. She was kind of straddling him. I said to myself, "What just happened here?"
I don't know what just happened Sara, but if I were you, I'd make sure my shots are up to date. Cause you just got felt and face-sucked by Calum Best, who is currently having sex with Lindsay Lohan, who is perhaps the most revolting, disease-ridden person on the face of the earth (now that Anna Nicole is no longer with us). However, judging by your appearance Sara, you're probably used to being molested by strangers and infected with their various social diseases. I do like the way you tried to play this however - attempting coyness with your "well, his crotch" line, and insisting that you were "shocked" by the whole thing. I seriously doubt, however, that anything shocks you Sara. Calum could've butt-fucked you right there on the floor, then invited his midget friends to crawl inside your vagina and have a tea party, and that wouldn't have even been the craziest thing that happened to you that day.
Oh, and as for Lindsay - I think she'll probably be able to handle the emotional stress of Best's apparent womanizing creepiness. Especially considering the fact that, about ten minutes after Best got done with this Kova bitch, she ran into Kova herself, and did more or less the same thing.
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