Pop-tart Britney Spears has filed for divorce from parasite-extraordinaire Kevin Federline.I repeat, Britney Spears, pop-sensation-turned-trailer-whore, has taken the first steps toward liberating herself from the human leech known as Kevin Federline.
Spears, in her divorce petition, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, seeks custody of the couple's two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. Spears has also waived her right to spousal support, and is asking the judge to make each party take care of their own legal fees.
No word yet on whether Britney will seek custody of the novelty dog-turd collection, the singing fish or the gold-plated stripper pole.
Kevin Federline, thy gravy-train hath taken a left turn and stranded you at the corner of Nowhere and See You Later Bitch. Couldn't have happened to a nicer, uh, guy.
This on top of Britney's much-discussed surprise appearance on Letterman last night will doubtless convince many people that a comeback is in the works. But let's face it folks - Britney is over, and has been for awhile. And ain't no amount of divorcin' and make-overin' gonna change that. No, I'm sorry, but Britney's time has come and gone. It's a young woman's world, and at 25, Britney is pretty much over the hill.
