Britney Spears can tell people she's off the sauce, but she's obviously lying through her teeth. According to Page 6's Cindy Adams, Britney was at Teddy's this weekend, at a party for some kind of West Coast promotion group - and despite the best efforts of security guards to block off the area, witnesses saw Britney and some of her friends jumping up and down on a couch in their underwear. Of course, this doesn't prove that Britney was drinking - Tom Cruise doesn't drink much that we know of, and he still went crazy on Oprah's furniture. Maybe Britney is also in love with Katie Holmes? Um...no. Britney was drunk. A waitress was reportedly told to bring the pop-slut a Red Bull, but witnesses saw her swilling liquor that others in her party had ordered. Tricky Britney. But we're not fooled - she's as big a drunk-ass ho as she was before rehab. Her current comeback "tour" is sure to be derailed by her partying and wackiness, no matter how hard her cousin Allie works to keep her shit together. First you're jumping on a couch, then you're shaving your head and screaming that you're the anti-Christ. Then you're joining Scientology and, well, it's pretty much over.
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