Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Justin Timberlake Has His Hos Flown In
Justin Timberlake is rich and famous man. Which means that, when he gets the itch, he doesn't just look for some local poon - he has a high-class Hollywood bitch flown in for his personal use.
In this case, the high-class tail belonged to Jessica Biel, a woman long-linked to Timberlake, and more recently to human growth hormones (Have you seen the guns on this girl? She should do Over the Top 2 with Stallone). According to the Daily Mirror, Timberlake, who is currently on-tour in the UK, had Jessica jetted in so she could join him for dinner at a chicken joint in Manchester, then enjoy a Manchester United soccer match with him. Later, Jessica reportedly bench-pressed Timberlake, wowing on-lookers. Sorry but I just can't get over Biel's guns. What the fuck possesses a woman to want to look like that? Any man who finds that sexy is only fooling himself that he's a heterosexual. And we all know that Timberlake has been fooling himself about that for a long time.
Biel, I should think, represents the best of both worlds for a guy like Justin. When she wraps her powerful arms around him, it makes him feel safe and secure. But she also has a vagina - presumably - which comes in handy for those moments when Justin feels like putting his dick someplace other than some man's hairy ass. That's what you call a win-win, if I'm not mistaken.
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