
Justin Timberlake is rich and famous man. Which means that, when he gets the itch, he doesn't just look for some local poon - he has a high-class Hollywood bitch flown in for his personal use.
In this case, the high-class tail belonged to Jessica Biel, a woman long-linked to Timberlake, and more recently to human growth hormones (Have you seen the guns on this girl? She should do Over the Top 2 with Stallone). According to the Daily Mirror, Timberlake, who is currently on-tour in the UK, had Jessica jetted in so she could join him for dinner at a chicken joint in Manchester, then enjoy a Manchester United soccer match with him. Later, Jessica reportedly bench-pressed Timberlake, wowing on-lookers. Sorry but I just can't get over Biel's guns. What the fuck possesses a woman to want to look like that? Any man who finds that sexy is only fooling himself that he's a heterosexual. And we all know that Timberlake has been fooling himself about that for a long time.
Biel, I should think, represents the best of both worlds for a guy like Justin. When she wraps her powerful arms around him, it makes him feel safe and secure. But she also has a vagina - presumably - which comes in handy for those moments when Justin feels like putting his dick someplace other than some man's hairy ass. That's what you call a win-win, if I'm not mistaken.
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