Calum Best may think he's hit the jackpot by gaining access to Lindsay Lohan's semi-restricted poon, but as the well-known Lothario and otherwise useless individual discovered in the Bahamas this weekend, getting Hollywood nookie doesn't necessarily mean getting respect.
Calum, who was once caught having public sex with Elizabeth Jagger, was at the club Aura with "girlfriend" Lindsay when he left their VIP section to go and take a tinkle. Unfortunately for Calum, the security guard there didn't notice him leaving - and when he tried getting back into the VIP section, the guard, quite reasonably, forbade him entrance. Calum's response was predictable - he started screaming like the bitch he is, proclaiming his connection to Ms. Lohan. The guard, however, was having none of it. This might have gone on forever had one of Lindsay's minions not shown up to assure the guard Calum was indeed one of the beautiful people after all, at which point the guard relented. Calum, according to witnesses, seemed pleased with himself as he crossed the invisible line between loserdom and marvelousness, shooting the guard an "I told you so" look.
How funny would it have been, though, had Lindsay just decided to leave poor old Calum hanging? He would've probably still been there the next day, voice gone hoarse from screaming. And a week later, dehydrated, with stubble on his face and reeking of piss and shit. After a few months there would've been just a decomposed corpse, and people stepping over it on their way to the bar.
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