Heather Mills's appearance on Dancing With the Stars may have won her new fans, but that doesn't mean you'll be seeing the one-legged slut on any other reality shows in the near future. And that includes Celebrity Big Brother, the British show made infamous thanks to Jade Goody's racially-charged taunting of Indian lass Shilpa Shetty this past season. Mills says that, despite interest from producers, she is not appearing on Big Brother - and furthermore, Mills's agent says that Heather is upset by the stories that have gotten around about her already agreeing to be on the show:
People have been wishing her luck on Celebrity Big Brother when she is out with her daughter and she feels it's unfair the public have been misled. She is hoping this will end the speculation.
Now we know how profoundly delusional Heather Mills really is. She thinks people are coming up to her on the street to wish her luck on Big Brother - no they're not, Heather. They're cursing you out. They're calling you Long Jean Gold-digger and Stumpy the Hopping Harlot and Pogo-girl and all sorts of other stuff. You're only hearing them talk about Big Brother, because this is all your warped mind will allow you to acknowledge. You truly have no idea how reviled you are.
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