Human ram-rod Charlie Sheen is saying all the right things about his estranged wife Denise Richards, who has moved on from Charlie to date Heather Locklear's old rocking squeeze Richie Sambora."We're trying to put all that nonsense aside," Sheen has told Ellen Degeneres in an interview set to air on Monday, "and just do what's right for the children and just be good responsible parents."
Charlie Sheen? Responsible? When did this miracle happen?
All right, I know - the fact that you spend all your leisure time drugging and whoring doesn't necessarily make you irresponsible. Just broke and ridden with exotic diseases.
So I guess I can buy that Sheen is responsible. But really, is any jilted husband as truly gracious as this guy is trying to seem? Just listen to what he says about Denise's new honey Sambora:
"...at least I knew the guy that she wound up with, Richie. To know that it's somebody decent and smart and a good parent to be around your children, that's a good thing."
God damn Charlie. Sounds like you want to fuck Richie Sambora.
I don't know if I can take all this well-wishing and magnanimity. I mean, what if other stars begin acting this way? What if Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin start behaving civilly toward each other? What if Heather Mills and Paul McCartney start gushing over each other's wonderful qualities. Jesus, what a nightmare!
Thank God we'll always have this crazy bitch:
Wow. Shanna looks ready to de-nut Barker if she ever gets her hands on him. Go Shanna!
