Paris Hilton leaves Teddy's with her new bestest buddy Elisha Cuthbert. If I were Paris I wouldn't have anything to do with that drunken man-hungry dwarf Cuthbert. Before you know it Elisha will have Paris swilling whiskey, chasing men and playing cards in smoky rooms with guys named after states. That Cuthbert's bad news, especially for someone as impressionable as Paris.By the way, is Cuthbert even four feet tall? Bitch makes Reese Witherspoon look like Lisa Leslie.
