
What does it take to be named Model of the Year in Britain? Straight teeth? No hair on your back? Clean feet?

Snoop was just bizzying his hizzying with the thizzying, and now the foshizzle is mozizzle with his godzizzle and the bacon sizzle with the schmizzle grizzle fizzle pizzle. Capizzle?

I've got a deal for you Wesley - how about, if the IRS promises to let you off the hook, you promise not to make anymore shitty movies?

Lohan Holiday. Is that the kind where big sis staggers into the house at two in the morning, bombed out of her mind, and finds her skanky mother in the living room giving Santa a blow-job? And little sis comes out of her room to see what all the commotion's about and discovers mommy and big sis in a three-way with Santa, and the reindeer all sitting around smoking weed, and Mrs. Claus being fucked silly in the kitchen by daddy who just busted out of prison?
Merry Fucking Lohan Christmas.