Model/pugilist Shanna Moakler has had it up to here with pothead socialite Paris Hilton dating her exes. Has had it...up...to here.Punch her again Shanna!
I've really got to stop being so biased.
But you have to admit, Paris does has a propensity to pick up where Shanna has left off. Everyone knows about Paris's public canoodling with Shanna's ex-husband Travis Barker (we all know about it, we just can't explain it), but even before that, Paris was seen going around with boxer Oscar De La Hoya, whom Moakler also used to date (and who taught her how to throw a mean right-hook).
In Shanna's own words: "For her to do it not once, but twice, was in the poorest of taste."
I hate to break it to you Shanna, but lecturing Paris about taste - I don't know, seems a bit futile.
But Shanna isn't only bent out of shape about Paris picking up all her leavings - she's also tired of Paris and Trav making public displays of their affection.
"I think it was all done on purpose and it absolutely devastated me," says Shanna. "It was really painful. ... For him to go with her was probably a very vindictive, spiteful thing to do."
Yeah, probably. Then again, he is a dirtbag. So maybe, Shanna, you need to be a little more careful about what kind of men you marry. Try to stick with guys who are only around 50% tattooed. Anything more than that and you're taking your life into your own hands.
