A year ago, fat actress Kirstie Alley promised Oprah Winfrey she would lose enough weight to appear on her show twelve months hence in a two-piece. Now Alley appears ready to make good on that threat.Alley herself admits that the proposition was a long-shot. "At my age, can you really turn your body into a bikini body without having surgery?" she pondered aloud to People Magazine. "This is an experiment!"
An experiment. Kind of like the Manhattan Project.
Look out guys! That sucker's gonna blow!
But Kirstie, what do you hope to gain from your little pound-dropping project?
"The most important reason I want to wear a bikini on Oprah ... is because if I, a 55-year-old woman, can look even halfway decent, imagine how all of you could look in a bikini. ... Hell, I'll never look like Giselle, I never did! But maybe close to Bridget Jones or a Dove girl or something that is just fine and healthy and happy, with no surgery, no lipo and no drugs – that's saying something!"
Kirstie Alley is 55? Really? Cause I would've said maybe 48 or something.
Damn Kirstie. 55? You are one old hag.
But at least you're not a fat old hag anymore. Or, not as fat, anyway.
