Rapper Sean Combs is apparently not happy merely sucking at music; he wants to suck at acting too. And not just in any old role either - no, Sean Combs wants to suck the big one while becoming the first black James Bond."One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," Combs said at the MTV Europe Music Awards on Thursday. "It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that."
And it's a dream of mine to anally penetrate Heath Ledger, but that doesn't mean it's ever going to happen.
Sean, a bit of advice - pick a profession and run with it, okay? I mean, you didn't see Thomas Edison one day saying, "You know what? I'm sick of this inventing crap. I think I'll become a ballerina." Because Edison knew that his thing was being an inventor. And your thing, Sean, is stealing bits from other people's music and making it into a new song while some degenerate recites bad lyrics over it. So stick to that. No more designing clothes. No more acting. And no more changing your nickname every two weeks. It just annoys people.
