Mel Gibson is all smiles as he receives the Chairman's Visionary Award at the First Annual Latino Global Business Conference and Digital Expo in Beverly Hills. Mel's next appearance will be in Dubuque, Iowa at the Seventh Annual Corn Growers and Combine Repairmen's Ball and Midget Wresting Tournament. Then it's off to Paducah, Kentucky for the 13th Annual Black Lung Benefit Chicken Roast and Toothless-n-Barefoot First Cousin Beauty Pageant, where Mel will be one of the celebrity judges along with Danny Bonaduce and Kathy Griffin.
Mel - make them mail the award to you. Don't show up. It only makes you seem desperate. And we all know you're not desperate. Just drunk and full of hate.
