America had its big election yesterday (for those of you in backward nations, an election is when everyone goes down to the high school gymnasium and stands in line with ugly, smelly people for an hour so they can choose which politicians are going to be robbing them for the next couple of years). In my on-going effort to provide my readers with the most vital information, I now present yesterday's election returns:
Alabama Governor: R-Bob Riley 58%; D-Lucy
Baxley 42%
Alaska Governor: R-Sarah
Palin 49%; D-Tony Knowles 41%
Arizona Senate: R-John
Kyl 53%; D-Jim
Pederson 44%
Arizona Governor: D-Janet
Napolitano 63%; R-Len
Munsil 35%
Arkansas Governor: D-Mike Beebe 55%; R-Asa Hutchinson...
Oh, fuck it. Here's Lindsay
Lohan shopping for boots.
What's that anchor pointing at
Linds? The brass ring?
What's that anchor pointing at Linds? The brass ring?
