And by "it's official" I mean "it's being reported by Page 6." So maybe "official" isn't the right word.
At any rate, it appears that Ryan and Reese are splitsville because Ryan couldn't keep his dick in his pants. And which tart was hot enough to jar Ryan away from his little Reesie-poo?
This bitch:
Abbie Cornish, a 24-year-old Australian actress, whom Phillippe met and got cozy with on the set of the movie Stop Loss. Cornish, it must be pointed out, is both 6 years younger than Reese and has one less Oscar - both qualities a man like Ryan might find appealing. Insecure dirty dog that he is.
By the way, according to The National Enquirer (another unimpeachable source like Page 6), the point-of-no-return for Ryan and Reese was reached two weeks ago when, after the premiere of Ryan's new movie Flags of Our Fathers, Reese discovered "incriminating e-mails" on Ryan's Blackberry.
Let Crabbie bestow a little wisdom here kids - when a man leaves e-mails from his lover on his Blackberry, and leaves said Blackberry lying around for his wife to pick up, then that man wants to get caught. Cause he's tired of the whole thing and is just looking for some way to end it. And doesn't have the balls to just confront his wife directly because, well, his balls are currently being kept in a little metal box in the corner of his wife's underwear drawer.
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This just in to Crabbie's Hollywood: Abbie Cornish's people are denying she had anything to do with breaking Reese and Ryan up, insisting their client and Ryan are "co-stars and that is it." Stupid of them to refute the claims given the great publicity opportunity that's been dropped in their lap. But I guess they don't want to help Abbie become famous.
