Claire Danes takes her dog out for a walk. I wonder what Claire thinks of her old co-star Jared Leto and his recent antics. Actually, I take that back. I don't wonder. Cause I don't care. Not about Claire Danes. She is totally boring. And she looks like the Michelin man fell into a vat of tar. And her hat looks like something you'd stick on top of a retard before sending him out to catch the shortbus. And, you'll notice, the dog isn't even in the shot. Because it doesn't want to be seen with her. It's embarrassed to be Claire Danes's dog.
Hilary and Haylie Duff stroll the streets. Look out behind that lightpost, Hilary! It's another stalker!Oh wait, it's only some creepy homeless guy. No wait, it's not. It's Keanu. And his face is smeared with shit.
But back to Hilary and Haylie. Uh...nice scarf on Hilary. Nice Chanel bag too. And Haylie - why are you famous again? Oh right, you're Hilary's sister.
