Friday, January 26, 2007

Jared Leto Keeps His Dickhead Streak Alive


Jared Leto is a serious contender for Dickhead of the Century. Little Jared Leto. Aw, he was so adorable on My So-Called Life. Then he played that junkie in Requiem For a Dream and started taking himself soooo seriously. Now he's in a rock band called 30 Seconds to Mars, and goes around looking like Mary-Kate Olsen after a sex-change. What ever happened to our little Jared? He's turned into a champion punk. Whether he's picking a fight with Elijah Wood, or lashing out at photographers, he always seems to find a way to get in the middle of some kind of melee. And it's happened again, at Harry O's Tao in Park City. Jared was allegedly trying to get with some broad named Michelle Smith, but apparently wasn't very successful, and on the way back to his table decided to act like a juvenile and bump into a bunch of people. When someone took exception to Jared's idiot behavior, Jared did the sort of thing Jared does - he brandished a bottle over the guy's head. Then, when security tried escorting Jared from the facility, he waved a bottle around at them too. For the record, Leto's reps say the incident never happened. Must be a great time to be a rep for Jared Leto. "We deny that our client acted like a complete pussy by threatening some guy with a bottle." Seriously, this guy needs a lobotomy. And he needs to wash his hair. And probably the rest of himself too, the smelly punk.