The Olsen Twins pose with old TV co-star Bob Saget at the premiere of his Farce of the Penguins movie. All right - so Ashley is turning into Courtney Love, and Mary-Kate has suddenly developed an obsessive interest in Amelia Earhart. And Bob Saget looks like a substitute teacher. But back to the twins. I'm sitting here trying to decide which of them creeps me out more. Ashley with her strung-out look, or Mary-Kate with those serial killer eyes. Jesus, these bitches are the poster children for why you shouldn't force your kids into show-biz. I'd suggest therapy for them but I don't think it would do anything. And what about poor Saget. What do you say to them at this point? "Gee girls, you're looking...really...clean..." He must be just mortified at what's become of them. Of course, neither he nor anyone else in the business has the nerve to stand up and say anything about it. They're all gutless.And by the way, Bob - where are your hands in this shot? I think we know where they are. Sick freak.
