Former action star Steven Seagal jams with his blues band Thunderbox. Why does Seagal look like a Venus fly-trap vomited? And what's with his head? This guy is so close to having a heart attack. And I thought he was all into martial arts too. Doesn't that stuff keep you in shape? I mean, when's the last time you saw a fat, sweaty ninja? I've never seen one. Jesus. Blind Lemon Jefferson would turn over in his grave if he saw this.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Seagal Has The Blues
Former action star Steven Seagal jams with his blues band Thunderbox. Why does Seagal look like a Venus fly-trap vomited? And what's with his head? This guy is so close to having a heart attack. And I thought he was all into martial arts too. Doesn't that stuff keep you in shape? I mean, when's the last time you saw a fat, sweaty ninja? I've never seen one. Jesus. Blind Lemon Jefferson would turn over in his grave if he saw this.
