This is the flat-out funniest picture I think I've ever seen. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson showing up together at the launch party for Donald Trump's new vodka (Trump doesn't drink by the way; but he has no problem selling liquor to those who do. Don't get high on your own supply - that's Trump's motto.). I don't even know where to start. Yes I do - Jessica's lipstick. The first thing it made me think of was that scene in Wild at Heart, the David Lynch movie, where Diane Ladd is going nuts and starts painting her lips with lipstick, and she keeps painting, and it cuts away to something else, and then cuts back and her whole face is painted red. And it's not just the lipstick on Jessica - it is the whole face. That is the most crazed expression I have ever seen on a human. There is not even a lick of sanity in that face. And Ashlee - what can you say about Ashlee? She is now a circus freak. They might as well just rope the bitch off and charge people to look at her. Could make a nice chunk of change.By the way, I wonder what Joe Simpson thinks when he sees this stuff? He's probably thinking, "There go my girls. Gosh." Like there's something there for him to be proud of. Honestly, even Joe Jackson thinks Joe Simpson is fucked up. And speaking of Jacksons - how long before Jessica and Ashlee are going around in surgical masks because their faces are rotting off? These chicks are both gone. And there's no getting them back either. Even Katie Holmes looks normal compared to these two.
