Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Hilton And Richie Are Pathetic

Are the paparazzi beginning to ignore Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in favor of fresh meat like Poshy Beckham? Paris and Nicole think so. Which is why they've begun resorting to desperate measures in the name of receiving the attention they apparently have a pathological need for. Some of their schemes are pretty pitiful too. Like the Mr. Chow ploy, as reported on by Janet Charlton.

See the picture above? It's Paris and Nicole exiting Mr. Chow, the popular Beverly Hills eatery and favorite stake-out spot for photographers hoping to grab a celebrity pic. Seems pretty normal. Thing is, according to Charlton, Hilton and Richie never actually ate inside the restaurant before this was taken. Sources say the two snuck into the place through the back door, walked through the restaurant, then sauntered out the front where the cameras were. How beautiful is that? And nitwits like this actually have the nerve to complain when photographers "violate their privacy." It just proves what I've always said - people like Hilton and Richie would die if people ever stopped taking their picture. Seriously. They would literally drop to the floor dead.

Which is why I think we need to petition the paparazzi to stop taking their picture.