Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes on the road in Madrid promoting
Ghost Rider. Hey look, Nic Cage has Tom Hanks hair.
Hanks allegedly got this hair
from taking Propecia. A lot of people found it distracting while watching
The Da Vinci Code, but I was more bothered by the fact that the movie sucked ten kinds of ass. Being in movies that bite the big one - another thing Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage have in common.
The Weather Man? I'd rather watch The Weather Channel - for three weeks straight. And this
Ghost Rider thing looks like yet another feather in Cage's cap-of-magnificent-suckage. Remember when that guy used to be a real actor? Now he's just a hopeless buffoon slogging through one uninspired project after another. If there were any mercy in the world, there'd be a place to put has-beens like Cage and Hanks where we wouldn't have to look at them anymore, and they could live out their remaining years doing something useful (like submitting to medical experiments).
Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes on the road in Madrid promoting Ghost Rider. Hey look, Nic Cage has Tom Hanks hair.
Hanks allegedly got this hair from taking Propecia. A lot of people found it distracting while watching The Da Vinci Code, but I was more bothered by the fact that the movie sucked ten kinds of ass. Being in movies that bite the big one - another thing Tom Hanks and Nicolas Cage have in common. The Weather Man? I'd rather watch The Weather Channel - for three weeks straight. And this Ghost Rider thing looks like yet another feather in Cage's cap-of-magnificent-suckage. Remember when that guy used to be a real actor? Now he's just a hopeless buffoon slogging through one uninspired project after another. If there were any mercy in the world, there'd be a place to put has-beens like Cage and Hanks where we wouldn't have to look at them anymore, and they could live out their remaining years doing something useful (like submitting to medical experiments).
