Poshy Beckham may be moving to L.A., but not before she settles some unfinished business with her old Brit friends. Like Liz Hurley. She who was well-known as long as she remained associated with Hugh Grant, but became irrelevant as soon as she wasn't. Seems Posh and Liz, who used to be best buds, have had something of a falling out. It happened because Liz was saying stuff behind Poshy's back, and some of that got back to Posh (as those things always do). Now Posh is planning on getting back at Hurley - by not showing up for Hurley's March wedding to Indian businessman Arun Nayar.
Won't that be a shock to Hurley, looking around her wedding and not seeing her old buddy Posh. I'll bet she just breaks down crying at that point. Then again, maybe she won't. Maybe she'll be happy not to have Posh there. Maybe the whole reason she started saying shit about Posh was that she didn't want Posh to show up at her wedding making an idiot spectacle of herself like she did at Tom and Katie's. This could all be a scheme to get Posh to stay away. In which case, the only play for Posh would be to actually show up, wearing a hat even more absurd than this one:
And what exactly did Liz Hurley say that ticked Poshy off so badly? Here's what a source had to tell the Sun:Victoria found out that Liz had been saying some pretty unpleasant things about her behind her back. ... People told her how Liz was making nasty comments about her looks and her weight to others on fashion shoots. ... She also was saying really personal things about Victoria and the way she conducts herself. ... Victoria was furious and incredibly hurt. She was tempted to have it out with her but thought it best to rise above it all. ... She decided the best thing to do was just not to speak to her.
Poshy taking the high-road - will the wonders never cease. Actually, I think it's a bad idea for Posh to try and punish Hurley by not speaking to her. Clearly, if you're Posh, and you really want to irritate someone, you have to talk to them even more often. You have to call them at all hours of the day and night to ask frivolous questions. And when they change their number you have to show up at their door bearing food and saying, "Let's have a slumber party!" And when they move to Tibet to get away from you, you have to parachute in, and use a battering ram to knock down their door, and cut down the guards with your AK (that you borrowed from Maddox Jolie-Pitt), and then blow up the bedroom door with some C-4 and run up to the bed and yell, "Surprise!" At which point, if we're lucky, Hurley will bite down on the cyanide capsule and go to sleep forever.
