Fashion designer John Galliano appears at his show in a military uniform. What army is that uniform from anyway? The hat is very gay. And the red sash. My God, when you think about it, most military things are very gay. Actually, I'm starting to believe that wars are nothing but excuses for huge male-only gangbangs. Jeez, you'd think with all the pent-up energy being expended at the gay orgies, they wouldn't even want to kill each other anymore. Then again, homos have a lot of rage to vent. Have you ever seen a gay person not be able to get the top off a pickle jar? Carnage.By the way, Galliano has had a lot of work done. He now looks like Mickey Rourke. In fact, I think he may be Mickey Rourke. Which means Mickey Rourke is fabulous...
