Cameron Diaz has always struck me as insane. Not just quirky or eccentric, but out-and-out looney. I don't know why exactly - it's just something about her face, some crazy light always shining in her eyes. Girl just doesn't seem like she's all there. And that impression would seem a not altogether invalid one, given the way Cameron behaved the other night at the Golden Globes - like the craziest, most jealousy-ridden bitch on the face of the earth.
It was a recipe for disaster from the get-go - exes Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake in close proximity. Had cooler heads prevailed, somebody's people would've called somebody else's people, and one or the other of the recently broken-up couple would've been talked into skipping the event altogether. But that ain't what happened. They both went to the ceremony - though their arrivals were planned to guarantee they wouldn't run into each other - and of course they both went to the same after-parties. In fact, it was at Justin's own after-party that the unpleasantness occurred.
Now, you tell me - did Cameron want something to happen or not? Because nobody put a gun to bitch's head and made her go to Justin's party. But there she was, hanging out. And there was Justin being his lady-killing self, trying to talk up Jessica Biel. That must've been what set Cameron off - seeing Justin trying to get with a girl much, much hotter (and younger) than her. Before that, the two reportedly interacted in a perfectly sane and amicable manner. Sure they did. But then Cameron got a few drinks in her, and the old green-eyed monster awoke from its slumber. According to reports, Cameron approached Timberlake, causing Ms. Biel to quietly retreat (discretion being the better part of valor). The ex-couple then moved to a side room and engaged in what is being described as a heated 40-minute exchange. Damn. Bitch railed on Justin for 40 fricking minutes. And he just stood there and took it? Doesn't he have any balls? He should've slapped the bitch down - or dumped a drink on her head at least. Anyway, once the argument ended, Cameron reportedly walked away "looking composed," whereas Justin is alleged to have held his head in his hands and then slammed his fist into a cabinet.
Sure, take it out on the furniture Justin. Instead of putting that crazy broad in her place like a real man would've done.
I now have not even an iota of respect for Justin Timberlake. First of all, his crack on Prince at the Globes wasn't funny (ho-ho Prince is short ho-ho). Second of all, his face is stupid, and every time I see it my own IQ actually drops. Third of all - this dumb ass actually went out with Cameron Diaz. What, does he just enjoy having a miserable, frustrating life? Cause that's what you're letting yourself in for when you let some psycho broad like that get inside your skull. I mean, it's one thing if you want to tap that ass - go right on ahead then. But there's no law saying you've got to call the bitch again after, right? Don't even have to see her again. Just bang her, then brag to your friends about it. And the next time you see her and her friends at the mall you can give her that look, and everybody will know you had a piece of that, and it was fine, and now you can just walk away from it cause you're a real man who don't need no chick all getting her claws in him and shit. No sir. You're a free man. No attachments. Just like in a Kerouac novel. On the Road baby. Just you and your buddy, drifting through life. Like Dust in the wind baby. Cause that's all we are. Dust in the wind.
