Something called the NRJ Music Awards happened today in Cannes. I've never heard of it myself, but apparently it's big enough for some fairly large names to show up. Actually, I would imagine the location has more than a little to do with that. Stars can't resist the chance to pop over to the Riviera and get a little topless sunbathing in. Anyway, here's Fergie, looking like...well, Fergie. Unfortunately for her.
Gwen Stefani shows her stuff. It's a good thing there isn't a talent portion of the presentation, cause she'd be in trouble. Unless she knows how to spin plates or play the Star-Spangled Banner with her armpit or something.
Hey everybody, it's Christina Aguilera. And look, she's got her mouth open. It goes a lot wider than that too. I've heard she can actually dislocate her mandible at will, like a python, allowing her to swallow much larger, um, prey.
