Could it be that Kirsten Dunst is still not over Jake Gyllenhaal? Could the Spider-Man starlet still carry a torch for Lance and Matthew's favorite biking buddy even though they've been broken up for over two years? It's very possible - I mean, this is Jake Gyllenhaal we're talking about. Not an easy guy to get over I'm sure (even if he does look goofy in tights). Not the sort of guy you can replace with just any other guy. Or two other guys. Or even three other guys.
Poor Kirsten, she definitely seems to be suffering without her Jakey. She isn't, however, having any problem finding men who're willing to take a shot at making her forget about him. In just the last month, Kirsten has tried three different ones on for size (that we know of). On the 3rd, Dunst was seen at Hyde with Adam Brody, who recently split with cutie Rachel Bilson. Then on the 20th she reportedly got together with Adrien Grenier of Entourage. Then, on the 22nd (she works fast that Kirsten), she was seen dining with Drew Barrymore's ex, musician Fabrizio Moretti, a man sources say Kirsten wants to be more than friends with. That was 2 days ago already, meaning Kirsten has probably moved on to someone else. Perhaps a Denny's night-manager or a squeegee guy, or one of those people who wave the little signal doo-dads around at the airport.
I definitely think that Kirsten's promiscuity is a sign of desperation. This bitch cannot get over Jake. But she's just going to have to, because Jake isn't coming back. And I don't just mean he isn't coming back to her, I mean he isn't coming back to women. Jake, it's obvious, has flipped over to the other side. The good side. The side where all the fun is. The monkey-piles and the biking trips to the secluded beaches. Matthew playing his bongos, and Lance whipping out his nut and asking if anyone wants a lick. No sign of any damn clinging nutty women like Dunst. Just three men having a good time, sipping some brews, engaging in sweaty, hammering anal sex in the sand. God. I wish there were pictures.
