TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab. What? I thought she had already quit drinking. I guess those AA meetings and herbal treatments weren't working so hot after all.
"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," Lindsay said through publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick (who will be able to get some sleep finally). "I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."
She appreciates our well-wishes? Has anyone wished her well yet?
Well, let Crabbie be the first then. Lindsay, I hope you get well soon. It's going to be very boring with you in rehab. Let's hope that Britney does something really crazy, or that Nicole has another mishap on the freeway. God, now that I think about it, I'm actually depressed about this. No Lindsay news! Unless of course she breaks the rules in rehab and gets chucked out. Which is a distinct possibility, given her problems following rules in general. Damn, this could actually be pretty great.
Good luck Lindsay! And don't get too sober, 'kay hon?
