Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Poshy And Lagerfeld - Partners In Freakishness

Poshy Beckham hangs with designer Karl Lagerfeld at Paris Fashion Week. These two always make for an interesting picture, and by "interesting" I mean "mortally terrifying." First of all, Poshy looks like a Secret Service agent. If somebody takes a shot at the President, you can be sure Poshy will leap in front of the bullet (unless she's worried about mussing her hair). And second of all, Lagerfeld - um, I think it's time for Lagerfeld to stop taking his fashion tips from Bram Stoker via Ouija board. Actually, I think Lagerfeld may be dead himself. If it weren't for those really stiff, high collars, I think his head would just drop forward. And I don't know what's holding up the rest of him. Some elaborate system of pulleys and levers. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that he smells like embalming fluid.