Poshy Beckham hangs with designer Karl Lagerfeld at Paris Fashion Week. These two always make for an interesting picture, and by "interesting" I mean "mortally terrifying." First of all, Poshy looks like a Secret Service agent. If somebody takes a shot at the President, you can be sure Poshy will leap in front of the bullet (unless she's worried about mussing her hair). And second of all, Lagerfeld - um, I think it's time for Lagerfeld to stop taking his fashion tips from Bram Stoker via Ouija board. Actually, I think Lagerfeld may be dead himself. If it weren't for those really stiff, high collars, I think his head would just drop forward. And I don't know what's holding up the rest of him. Some elaborate system of pulleys and levers. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that he smells like embalming fluid.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Poshy And Lagerfeld - Partners In Freakishness
Poshy Beckham hangs with designer Karl Lagerfeld at Paris Fashion Week. These two always make for an interesting picture, and by "interesting" I mean "mortally terrifying." First of all, Poshy looks like a Secret Service agent. If somebody takes a shot at the President, you can be sure Poshy will leap in front of the bullet (unless she's worried about mussing her hair). And second of all, Lagerfeld - um, I think it's time for Lagerfeld to stop taking his fashion tips from Bram Stoker via Ouija board. Actually, I think Lagerfeld may be dead himself. If it weren't for those really stiff, high collars, I think his head would just drop forward. And I don't know what's holding up the rest of him. Some elaborate system of pulleys and levers. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that he smells like embalming fluid.