Friday, January 26, 2007

Sienna Miller At Factory Girl Premiere

Sienna Miller dolls herself up for the premiere of Factory Girl. Seems like sort of a waste of time now, doesn't it Sienna? I mean, they got the movie out on the 29th of December in L.A. so it would qualify for the Oscars, and basically no one gave a shit. Not a single person handicapping the Oscar race even mentioned your name, and after the nominees were announced, not a single person voiced their outrage at the fact you'd been snubbed. Maybe it's because the movie is a piece of crap that was still being re-shot almost up until the minute it was put out. Jeez, what happened? A couple months ago people were crapping their pants saying, "Sienna Miller's awesome as Edie Sedgwick. She's going to get an Oscar." But that sort of went poof didn't it? Let's face it Sienna, there are only two reasons you're famous: your body and Jude Law. And Jude's gone. So that leaves one thing. And, let's face it, that's going to start to go pretty soon. Saggy boobs. Exploding hips. Expanding ass. Desperate trips to the plastic surgeon. All in vain, Sienna. All in vain.

(But hey, look on the bright side - at least you're not a druggie wash-out who went into a tailspin over Bob Dylan.)