Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie looked miserable and out of their element amidst the glitz and glamour of the Golden Globes. Let's face it, these two just aren't Hollywood anymore. They've left that superficial life behind for a much more meaningful existence among the down-trodden and under-privileged. They've discovered their true calling in life - hanging out in shitholes. Cause the poor people need them much worse than the world needs another Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
It didn't take Brad and Angie long to flee the phoniness of Hollywood and return to one of their favorite places - Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. Ah, to bask again in the mingled odors of feces, broiled cat flesh and garbage slowly rotting in the sun. That's what life's all about when you're the self-appointed saviors of humanity. According to the Vietnamese press, Brad and Angie have arrived there again today, and speculation is running rampant that they may be looking into adopting another kid. On their last visit to Rice Paddy World, they bestowed their presence on an orphanage where Angie, some are saying, may have seen one she liked. The government, however, says it has thus far received no adoption applications from Brad or Angie.
Kid number 4 for Angie and the Bradster? They're young and rich so they can handle it. But I wonder about the kids themselves. Like little Maddox. Am I the only one who thinks that rugrat looks like he could whip out an AK at any second and unleash a little carnage? I'd be careful about swelling that brood too much. Cause the bigger the family the more the attention gets spread around. And sometimes that breeds resentment. And I'm just saying, I wouldn't want that Maddox character resenting me. Cause you never know when he might start calling upon his ancestors and shit.
