Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Gwyneth At Sundance

Gwyneth Paltrow lets the sun shine on her face at Sundance. I wonder how things are going there in Park City for Gwyneth. Hopefully the dinner-table conversation isn't too boring for her. Hopefully that low-class American element she despises so much isn't giving her too big of a headache. Cause we know what delicate sensibilities Gwyneth has. Just the sight of someone eating a Big Mac or driving around in a big noisy pick-up makes her ill. Then she has to be carted off to a nice quiet room and have Alistair Cooke's voice piped in until she feels better. Hey, how about a buttered scone, Gwyneth? Or maybe you'd like someone with crooked, rotting teeth to breathe in your face for a bit? Stupid whore.