Is Leonardo DiCaprio still a hot item now that he's not "cute meat?" Bar Rafaeli apparently doesn't think so. Because she's dumped him. According to a friend of the Israeli model, Bar finally got sick of Leo's demanding work and party schedule, and has brought an end to their 6-month relationship.
"Bar is a professional model so she has to be healthy and look great every day," said the friend, "so there is no way that she could keep up with that kind of decadent lifestyle. When they were apart she worried about what he was up to and in the end decided it would be easier and less painful just to say enough is enough."
Leo's decadent lifestyle? Now I'm intrigued. I want to know what manner of decadence Leo is engaging in. Lying sprawled on his back while olive-skinned boys feed him grapes? Watching lions maul Christians to death in the arena? What?
And what effect will this break-up have on Leo's activities? According to a friend, none at all:
"Leo was gutted when Bar told him it was over. But he is at the top of his game at the moment and there's no danger of his changing his ways any time soon."
At the top of his game. Did he mean acting-wise? Cause when it comes to sex, Leo is technically past being at the top of his game, since men reach their sexual peak at 18 (although their technique is not so hot yet). And, of course, we don't expect that being dumped by one model is going to cause Leo to reassess his lifestyle. There are lots of models out there, and they seem pretty interchangeable to me. I'm surprised Leo can even keep them straight anymore. I personally couldn't tell a Bar Rafaeli from a Petra Nemcova from an Alessandra Ambrosio. They all have the same dim expression on their faces, and the same scrawny ass and ankle tattoo. Leo should just hit a few runway shows. He can pick up three or four at once and take them all home, stick a few in the closet for later. Don't have to feed them much either. Just shove a tortilla under the door every couple of days and let them split it.
