Cory Kennedy - she's one of these not-famous people who think they're famous because they hang around with people who are famous, and occasionally get their picture taken, and have their silly exploits discussed on blogs and message forums - you know, the kind of person Crabbie normally wouldn't waste half-a-second on. However, I recently stumbled upon Ms. Kennedy's blog, and all I can say is - wow. This chick is some kind of genius. I mean, you have to have real talent to be that incomprehensible and still remain compelling. James Joyce at his best could not have concocted prose so flawless in its utter incoherence.
A sampling of Ms. Kennedy's blogging brilliance (note: "l.l." is apparently Lindsay Lohan):
in the darkest of placest he gets his thrills
12:24 im sickooo... and its not the best. i havnt been out all week, and will stay in till friday for teddys... *************actually im going spur of the moment right now with jack and l.l. be right back
2:08 k im back in my bed. we stopped by teddys l.l & j. depp..... oh right a-e... sorry...... anyway it felt lame i think wednesdays at teddys is for bitty starfuckas. freal.
so i leave for hawaii-maui- on the 26-2nd. so hawaiian people holllla at me. lets have fun not in the sun.
it was nice to be out of my bed wow. but also nice to be back in it. ya know.
alright fantastic.
i really love lovisa burfitt, not only are her drawings simplistically eye catching but her line of clothes, burfitt, is also one of my favorite brands to wear.
excess straussess
wowza. update time ya?
lets seeeee, left off at last friday i think.... jeremy scott and i did some hang out time, he dressed me for teddys, we had some soup and apples, and then went to teddys! it was incredible that night. everyone had the greatest time. i was very pleased. ......
P.S.. i cant go into much detail about anything because i will either
a. get sued
b. get held at gun point sometime soon
c. get poisoned
d. get bitch-slapped
e. get yelled/screamed at
f. get egged like anna wintour style.... whats up tara subkoff i mean, what i dont know.
g. all the other bad things. and omgzzzzz if you want any of those thingz t0 happen to me. coolz. k?
so i guess ill use initials too. yeah fun new style.
.... i went up to v.g. 's room to drag him down to teddys, it actually wasnt that hard. l.l. was there. talked.
satz: went with m.f. to a downtown party and art gallery.... it was a cool spot. a band played on the half pipe. the party basically took place on it. it was fun to slide down . the art show was truly weird and creepy and made me feel really uncomfortable. it was a freakish scene, not meaning the art so much but just the aura and crowd.
after headed to silverlake for a house party, tara's boyfriends house. lisa k and phillip were there! yaya!!
sunnydays- went to the roxy to see eagles of death metal for a VW private party. ron took photos. everyone in that band has the most incredible personalities. they have the best energy. after that i invited l.l to banana split. maggys home! went to LAX. happy b day to matt colon! ronson, stretch, aoki, and am ripped it up with their dj sets. i had a lotttta fun with magpie, katie p. and l.l nate came with me, mag, l.l., and katie p to rick solomons house. uhhh. read a. - g. again. this is a time where my lips are super sealed.
monday... so tired. sooo tired. nate came over to shoot some footage, etc, and then i passed out like a baby.
tuezzeys- raggy mogow picked me up with sam s. told l.l. to meet me at cinespace to come see whitey play. am came too. so did masterson and bijou. after cinespace nate and i went to the chateu i found har mar along the way, for some after party time in l.l.s room.
wed- met l.l. at the chateu with katie baby p. went with l.l. to get ready at a salon. we were going to the dolce and gabbana party. also once again read a. -g to greet us in p hilton an nicky told l.l. she was dressed and looked like a staff member, btw everyone hates everyone. its not good, everyone needs some major trucing going on...... the party pretty much was wack, but the olsens saved me from time to time, then v.g. surprisingly showed up with murdock. v.g. will be gone for 3 weeks an account to taking a road trip..... around the country.... by himself.... ...... yes..... gael garcia bernal was there i died. devendra b. was there with him. he is funny. he made me laugh too much. but im always laughing so... eh. some dudes from rancid were chillen with me lisa from vogue and m. barton. lisa prefers red over white, and wont believe my age. beliiieeeevvvveee it lisaaaaaaa.
thursday- met l.l. at the chateu and went to the whitey, peaches concert, and to meet up with jeremy. and mags.
then left to go to brent bolthouses birthday party at area. to sum it up reread a. - g. again. but on a side note.... i gotta say i danced (closely [aka subtley and in a classy manor] freaked) with snooooop doggggy while he was performing. l.l. s.d. c.k. sandwich. b. spears was absolutely trashed. after kendra and i went over to teddys for this holiday party. p hilt was swinging from pole to pole to table to table pretty much the entire time. nicky looked like she was going to barf. buddy david heath was there and made going to the party worthwhile. OH and so did rebecca s. and alex b. they were soooo much fun. home with mags. sleepover!!!!
friday- went with maggay to florins going away lunch :(. i dont want florin to leave. hes the greatest. i going to miss you pal. so maggy and i found a banana suit and a cow suit and fell into our alter egos.... on the way to jack in the box with ron p. and maggy the cow, we surprised quite a number of people. what you dont see people dress as bananas and cows everyday?
i took a nap at maggys house and zen we went to the office to meet up with jack s. we went to teddys. todd selbly is in town and came! and he gave me a hannukah present. i told l.l. to come. katie p. was there! joel m. came for a bit.... but went home early to take care of his dog. see you sunday buddy.... hugh m. came too. adam finken who basically disappeared from earth came and it was so nice to see him. after that l.l. me, katie, jack, mags went to nick hawks house. REREAD A. -G . AGAIN. yeah. ok. this nice girl jessica gave us a ride back to our car. not the best night ill tell you that. came to some realizations.
today. come to tik tok. im so t i r e d,
tomorrow banana split duH! come!
This bitch has to write a novel. Somebody sign her. Now.
