Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Hetero Edition: Mischa Barton's Ass Be Fine

Damn. That Mischa Barton be sportin' some tight assage. I wouldn't mind rootin' around in that with my hard manly phallus. Make Mischa do donkey sounds and shit. I don't care if that bitch be psycho. I straighten her out in two shakes, knowmsayin'?

Crabbie apologizes to anyone who may have been offended by this bit. Emphasis on the word "bit." As in joke. Granted, not a good joke, but still a joke. Okay? Joke. Bad one. I admit. Won't do it again.