When I was but a budding little Crabster, my degenerate daddy always used to tell me it was a good idea to have a fall-back in case my chosen career didn't work out - you know, just a little something I could do on the off-chance that I wasn't cut out to be an astronaut, or a movie-star, or a male escort. Of course I never listened to the bastard, but that's not the point - it's good advice anyway (as I found out later in life, when I realized that I was never going to be able to get by on my looks, and would have to actually learn how to do something useful, like type). Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has had this wisdom imparted to her at some point in her life as well, given the display of talents she put on the other night at Scores West in New York - a display which did not include typing, but did include pole-dancing and DJ-ing.
Yes, Lindsay is all ready for life in case the acting thing doesn't work out. She can be a DJ, cause apparently she has mad skills (either that or people are being really nice to her). And she has some wild stripper-pole moves as well, at least according to the other topless dancers at the club (and we assume they know what they're talking about).
"She'll make a good stripper," opined Brook, a Scores West dancer. " She's a natural."
And another dancer, Katia, said, "She was big tipper, and I think that she was great."
Of course Lindsay has been working on her stripper moves for her role in the new movie I Know Who Killed Me. And there was a bit of controversy recently when Lindsay, referring to members of that hallowed profession, e-mailed, "They're all whores, they're all whores...except for some, obviously." But Lindsay, never one to let a problem like that fester, apologized to the Scores girls personally, and was rewarded for her contrition with lap-dances.
Hmm...DJ-ing, stripper-poles, lap-dances from topless women - I wonder if the newly-sober Lindsay partook of any alcohol during this wild evening?
"It was hot," said a spy for Page 6. "But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."
Really? Perrier? What happened to the Voss? Guess she switched brands. That fickle Lindsay.
