Homolicious host Ryan Seacrest felt compelled, for some reason, to tell People Magazine his feelings about Nicole Richie's recent troubles. Way to exploit someone else's hardships as a way of getting yourself a little ink Ryan. By the way, you didn't lose my number did you? Cause you never call.
Anyway, here's some of Ryan's interview:
I think that anytime you're in a situation like that and it's dangerous, you're worried for the person in that situation and you're also worried for the people around that person. The most frightening thing about it is that she was in great danger as well as people on the freeway that night and anytime you see something like that that could result in a massive catastrophe, you worry for anybody that's involved.
Translation: I have nothing really to say about this subject, or anything else, so I'll just spout some nonsense. By the way, did you know I have a radio show on KISS-FM? And I'm still on American Idol. I so rock.
There was one amusing little tidbit to come out of Ryan's ramblings, however:
I also know Nicole to be a very sweet, peaceful, charismatic and charming young girl that loves her dog. When she comes in [for an interview on my radio show], she's a great mom to her dogs and hopefully she's close to getting to that place again.
She's a great mom to her dogs. Hopefully she will be able to get over her terrible addictions and propensity to nearly kill innocent motorists because it would be a shame if those dogs lost their mother.
Ryan, a bit of advice hon - close your mouth and spread your cheeks. Because what's down there is way more interesting than anything that will ever come out of that other hole you insist on speaking with. Seriously. Shut up. You're gonna give fairies a bad name (it's bad enough that we're stuck with Elton John and Tony Blair).
