A Hawaiian house belonging to Lost star Evangeline Lilly burned to the ground early Wednesday morning. Lilly was reportedly not home at the time of the blaze, but one of her roommates showed up after the incident, and had nothing to say about it.
No one was hurt, so it's okay to make jokes.
"Hey Evangeline. I guess you are pretty hot."
Like that one?
Good, cause it's all I got.
Crabbie is not the master of burned-down-house humor. If Lindsay Lohan does something stupid, he's in pretty good shape, but other than that...
Here's a picture of Evangeline for all you slobbering swine out there.
