
Mary-Kate Olsen has gone super-
blonde. Seriously. I hope there aren't any low-flying aircraft in the area, or we could have another Cory
Lidle situation.

"I'm so sad and tragic-looking with my skull kerchief and deathly pallor. Oh, will the Dark Knight never come and
whisk me away to his underground kingdom so I can take my true place by his side as Princess of the Darkness?"

What's that in the bag, Mary-Kate? A magic key that opens the portal to the underworld? Perhaps a salami? Perhaps something that will at last put a smile on your face, if only fleetingly?