Mary-Kate Olsen has gone super-blonde. Seriously. I hope there aren't any low-flying aircraft in the area, or we could have another Cory Lidle situation.
"I'm so sad and tragic-looking with my skull kerchief and deathly pallor. Oh, will the Dark Knight never come and whisk me away to his underground kingdom so I can take my true place by his side as Princess of the Darkness?"
What's that in the bag, Mary-Kate? A magic key that opens the portal to the underworld? Perhaps a salami? Perhaps something that will at last put a smile on your face, if only fleetingly?