Monday, December 18, 2006

Happy Birthday Brad Pitt (43)

Today is Brad Pitt's birthday. And here is a poem for Brad on his birthday:

Adonis in a white tank top
No God was ever so exquisitely proportioned
No Apollo nor Zeus
Nor wore a face so perfectly-chiseled
So etched in my memories
Nor packed such meat as made my eyes go blurry
Oh slap me silly meaty boy
make my cheeks red as the first blush of virginhood
as the first sight of parted crack
of puckered asshole red and inviting
as the first thought of rough invasion
hard throbbing entry
make me warm and aching
and full of your God-like thrusting beef

Happy birthday Brad!