Paris Hilton takes time out from making a skanktacular spectacle of herself by visiting some babies at the Royal North Shore Children's Hospital in Sydney. Please God, tell me there aren't any orphans in that place. And if there are, tell me that Australia has really, really strict rules about adoption. And please tell me there's some kind of invisible screen protecting that baby from Paris's fumes. By the way, Paris - in the future, hon, when you're trying to make like you give a damn about someone other than yourself, you might want to avoid looking into the camera in a way that screams photo-op. It sorts of destroys the illusion, you know?
