The Dolce & Gabbana/Penelope Cruz-hosted charity auction for The Art of Elysium turned into a showcase for sad-looking bitches. Seriously, they should've given out handfuls of Paxil and Zoloft at the door. Here's a sampling of the unhappiness:
Ashley Olsen radiates misery. I think this chick has been reading too much Sylvia Plath (The slime of all my yesterdays/rots in the hollow of my skull - uplifting shit, Sylvia).
Ooh, goody. It's Mischa Barton. She always peps everything up, with her fake smiles and beaten-puppy-eyes.
"You know, I'm tired of being on this TV show. I think I'll go out and pursue other opportunities."
Good move, hon.
It's the new-and-improved non-alcoholic Linsday Lohan. Looks a lot like the old alcoholic Lindsay if you ask me.
Gosh, I hope Al Gore didn't show up at the auction. If Lindsay gets any more obsessed with him, there's going to be a boiling rabbit situation.